Crack an egg over your head
Surprise it’s not hard boiled!
Chewing with your mouth open is contagious
Loud spoken equal’s obnoxiousness!
She never made enough food for you
Speaking with your hands is not a form of art!
Children are not allowed without shoes in department stores
Children pay to ride the subway!
Sleep all day!
We have no sympathy
We plot against your snoring dreams!